"I'll put the kettle on."

221cbakerstreet:

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions

eddie izzard you are my favorite

Genius Inventions.

norwoodisjericho:

‘Sorry I don’t sit at home playing FIFA all day like you, I have this thing called a job’

Yeah well I have this thing called a 50 game undefeated streak so yeah

I have no idea what substance was taken for someone to make this but the cat’s faces make me laugh so keep taking whatever it is you’re taking :D


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thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

effington:

God I’ve shown this picture so many times but it never gets old. And I haven’t talked about it in at least 6 months so it’s time for another round.

It’s a wooden cut out family at the beach in California somewhere and the mom and dad and sister are totally normal and examining beach objects and then, on the fringes, is the fucking horrifying brother laughing w/ boogie board in tow. So out of place. So terrifying.

I feel like having seen this in real life, I have an impossibly high bar for comedy because I know exactly how hilarious a thing can be, and this is the fucking pinacle.

I saw the first two images on my dash and just had to :’)

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